Quote of the Day Thread

[Milanored92hatch]

lets start it again

[JDMJonny]

"Im david blaine when im drunk, you get a few shots in me and poof! MAGIC TRICKS!" - Me

"Im never drinking again"-Lindsay

[polar bear Grant]

bums that sucks all of those quotes are gone and i know for a fact the majority of us dont remember most of them

[justin]

i dont remember any of them cept...

"chex mix first!!!" - drunk les

and

"next time someone blows up fireworks in your yard at 3am dont call me. i was balls deep in an Asian chick in seattle" - me

[polar bear Grant]

dude that chick was hot

[justin]

i agree.

[JetBlack]

(At the homecoming football game with a bunch of Mormons) "Man, when I was in college, I'd have been sick twice by now!"

[justin]

"speaking of the matrix, i need to get back there shit." - pinche tony

[polar bear Grant]

thinking back on that right now i dont see where the hell that came from

[EgDude]

me-whoever said that get the hell out of here!
kid-it was the teacher
me-hey (to the teacher) get the hell out of here!
.......she wasnt very ammused with me that day.... :lol:

[JetBlack]

"Chicks are only good for one thing... fucking."
-Bi-chick named Rhiannen.

[polar bear Grant]

fuck it you should have shown her the way out

[Domesticated]

"what the fuck happened here, dude theres a shredded phone book and condoms everywhere, wake the fuck up!"
-Pat-

[JDMJonny]

Corey the fag of nic- Do you know the worst day to get drunk on?

Jon- your moms birthday?


holy shit that threw a whole new spin on your mom jokes!

[justin]

"it's got the god dammits on there" - me

""what's in this hand ? Nothing! What in this hand? Nothing! I'm magic!" - rob dyrdek

[justin]

"are you doing chipper today too?" - amanda applebees waitress
"no I think I'm gonna a soda tonight." - grant

[gotrice93]

"Wide open till you see God, then brake"!!

i drive a honda but found this funny
"My lug nuts require more torque then your honda makes"
"Boost: The replacement for displacement"
"All Bling and No Zing, Makes Johnny a Ricer"
"Nitrous Oxide is like dating a hot chick with a STD. You want to hit it but your afraid of the consenquences..."
i found these online and thought they were funny

[Domesticated]

well if boost is a replacement for displacement, how do you explain my uncles silverado hd with izuzu deisel and six speed allison tranny. numbers: 6.3L Turbo deisel @ 32#s. 800hp, 1300#s. Boost is no replacement. its to test a how much a man has in his pants. unless you drive a yellow ex or a stylish subie (is it really pink?). then im not sure what its testing

[907DC4]

"dude, did you see those seat covers in that echo....man, i wish i had those!!"


LMAO!!!!

[907DC4]

"Wide open till you see God, then brake"!!

i drive a honda but found this funny
"My lug nuts require more torque then your honda makes"
"Boost: The replacement for displacement"
"All Bling and No Zing, Makes Johnny a Ricer"
"Nitrous Oxide is like dating a hot chick with a STD. You want to hit it but your afraid of the consenquences..."
i found these online and thought they were funny


you forgot to say that its not the blue led's that make your car faster......

...its the red ones....duhhhh!!

and that stickers always add horsepower, same with huge ass wings!!!

[JetBlack]

Boost is no replacement. its to test a how much a man has in his pants. unless you drive a yellow ex or a stylish subie (is it really pink?). then im not sure what its testing

Testing the moisture absorbency of your seatcovers. That's not a BOV making that "psshhhhh" sound.

[Domesticated]

"That was the school shooting that nobody cared about"
-Jonny-

[JDMJonny]

"That was the school shooting that nobody cared about"
-Jonny-

Wow that looks worse than it sounded!

[EvlPanduh]

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

I found this online...:)

[JetBlack]

In my .sig :)

And *I* shamelessly stole it from a website called "Crash Stories", back in 1993.

Crap. Before some of you were born. When the internet was called TELNET. No mouse clicks, only keystrokes to get around. Shit. I am an Internet O.G..

[justin]

nuff said...

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[silver_echo]

"snow is a four letter word" -me

[justin]

"that's what a heater sounds like..." - justin

[erik]

"my 70 hp can't push 6 inches of new snow" - justin

[EgDude]

"She was like a Rent-A-Ditz from Hoes'R'Us"-jetblack

[polar bear Grant]

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

I found this online...:)


thats amazing

[Domesticated]

"The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At the time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola."
-Traffic School

[polar bear Grant]

educational

[JetBlack]

I threw up so hard, I apologized to the toilet.

[Ayu4ever]

' if you ain't somebody then your going to be somebodys fool ' -- Mr.T

[silver_echo]

"I don't have ADD, I have ADOS... attention deficit OOH SHINY!"--->me

[Domesticated]

"VTEC.... All of the lag none of the turbo. Its like waiting for bad sex." found it on neons.org. hahaha

[JetBlack]

"Ya ever fart so hard your back pops?"

-Larry the Cable Guy

[JetBlack]

From NCIS:

The best pickup line I have ever heard!

"Your eyes are exactly the same color as my Porsche."

[RXSE7EN]

"VTEC.... All of the lag none of the turbo. Its like waiting for bad sex." found it on neons.org. hahaha

Aint this the truth!

[RXSE7EN]

"I heard a chainsaw being started while watching tv and I ran to the my window to make sure my RX-7 wasnt being stolen."

-poleckgrafics.com/ RX7club.com

[slice636]

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" Nelson Mandela

I agree with this quote alot,

One more just for shits... "Sometimes we have to get lost and do a walk about life in order to find ourselves" Thats another one I go by

[Brian]

A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido

[slice636]

“Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”

[RXSE7EN]

A redline a day keeps the carbon away!

-My friend Russ.

[slice636]

"Nein" ist mehr Glück als er, der glaubt, in seinem Glück

Translated means:
"No on is luckier than him who believes in his luck"

[justin]

"die young and save yourself" - brand new

[justin]

"What the hell is an echo? Sounds like a hot wheels special edition or something. I don't know, i'm not sure." - Charles Manson

[polar bear Grant]

"The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" Nelson Mandela

I agree with this quote alot,

One more just for shits... "Sometimes we have to get lost and do a walk about life in order to find ourselves" Thats another one I go by


some good quotes i must say

[justin]

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. For those 10 seconds or less, I'm free nothing else matters."




"It doesn't matter if you win by a second of a mile, winning is winning!"

Powerful words by Vin Diesel. LOL

[90LXCB7]

Non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister. It tastes the same, it just doesn't feel right. - Me!

[Brian]

All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'
I'll do it, pop it, gobble it, and start bobblin'
Stumble, hobble, tumble, slipped, tripped and I fall in bed
with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head.

[justin]

"Did a tot just sack tap you?" - Justin