PDA

View Full Version : I am typing this to you, from teh floor


JetBlack
12-07-2009, 07:58 PM
I am trying to maintain punctuation and grammar, but you will have to .... understand.

Absinthe is awesome.

That is not all.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/Absintheperidot.jpg

It's alsot very beautiful. This is Lisa's favirite color. Peridot. Her favorite jewel. I ahve spent a small fortune on her perodot colle tion. Fortunately she lives in a secure building.

I wold say roughly three/four shots of Absinthe and I am wrecked.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absinthe

Thsi is the Absinthe before you add water and sugar

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/Justabsinthe.jpg


Here is tha Absinteh after water

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/Absintheandwater.jpg

Here's the label. See, the thingt is. Absinteh is made with wormwood, which is toxic. Eat it and you jus tgo ahead and die. But distill it and you get magic.

The anouent in the glass is what I drank and I am typing like Mozart in the movie. upside down, from teh floor, like a savant.

I feel great. THe alcohol tastes like tea!!!!!! No harshnewss or bitterness at all.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/Absinthelabel.jpg

My cat even likes teh smell of it. That's bad. Anythign thae cat will roll in is not something I should be deinking.

JetBlack
12-07-2009, 07:59 PM
$55 a bottle.

jon
12-07-2009, 09:58 PM
i had absithe back before they allowed sales in the states again...$75 a bottle from canada...thought it was ok maybe i need to try the new stuff

MetaEnder
12-07-2009, 10:22 PM
My girlfriend and I had a bottle this last summer. Drank that shit straight son.

JetBlack
12-08-2009, 05:41 AM
I can't believe how much it does not taste like alcohol.

I have such a headache.

MetaEnder
12-08-2009, 02:40 PM
It just. BURNS, haha. But if you drink this shit, and then something "regular", the regular stuff tastes like nothing, haha.

JetBlack
12-08-2009, 06:06 PM
Tonight I did the sugar-cube thing and added water until it turned into the Green Fairy.

One ounce and I am feeling inebriated. Drinking flammable liquids FTW!!!!

JetBlack
12-08-2009, 06:51 PM
From here:

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/Absintheperidot.jpg

To here:

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn300/dbuschhorn/absintheafter.jpg




Is all it took to ruin me.

MetaEnder
12-09-2009, 12:33 AM
Shit f*cks you up fast man. Haha.

JetBlack
12-09-2009, 05:47 AM
The next morning, my brother sent me an email asking how I like the "Green Fairy" now.

I told him she's a fucking manipulative, backstabbing bitch. She was all nice and sweet last night, but based on how my head feels, I think she spent all night kicking me in the brain.