JetBlack
12-24-2008, 07:27 PM
And didn't mention my plates.
A doofus in a tiny-pretend-Barbie-Mattel pickup, stopped for the yellow light and rather than paste the rear of his truck with the front of my car, I hit the berm at about 6mph. Then spent the next 15 minutes shovelling around the car to excavate it like a freaking polar archaeologist. The only person that stopped to help was a cute gal who was annoying from the get-go.
I shit you not... "Did you try backing out?"
"Yeeeaaahhh [dripping and oozing sarcasm like a bbq pulled pork sandwich in August]. Push more."
Everyone immediately stopped their cars to help after the chick walked up and did. The cops showed up right after and told her to get in my car and they would push "us" out. I almost had an officer-assisted pickup but she went and told them we were not together which caused a slow down in the pushing because she had to explain what she was doing there in the street alone. "Green light." I said, to get the hamster back on his wheel again. She was about my age and adorable but I don't think even if she DID follow me home, my girlfriend would let me keep her.
I guess if you want help, get a hottie to stand by your car and look concerned or stranded or stupid and guys will be knocking themselves over to help. This one pulled off all three and SHE WASN'T EVEN MINE!!!! She was like a Rent-A-Ditz from Hoes'R'Us.
The cops got in behind me after I extricated my car and gave me a nice shove. As I drove off, I heard the cops still discussing the oddness of this woman actually using her legs and walking instead of driving in a snowstorm. She was the bomb.
A doofus in a tiny-pretend-Barbie-Mattel pickup, stopped for the yellow light and rather than paste the rear of his truck with the front of my car, I hit the berm at about 6mph. Then spent the next 15 minutes shovelling around the car to excavate it like a freaking polar archaeologist. The only person that stopped to help was a cute gal who was annoying from the get-go.
I shit you not... "Did you try backing out?"
"Yeeeaaahhh [dripping and oozing sarcasm like a bbq pulled pork sandwich in August]. Push more."
Everyone immediately stopped their cars to help after the chick walked up and did. The cops showed up right after and told her to get in my car and they would push "us" out. I almost had an officer-assisted pickup but she went and told them we were not together which caused a slow down in the pushing because she had to explain what she was doing there in the street alone. "Green light." I said, to get the hamster back on his wheel again. She was about my age and adorable but I don't think even if she DID follow me home, my girlfriend would let me keep her.
I guess if you want help, get a hottie to stand by your car and look concerned or stranded or stupid and guys will be knocking themselves over to help. This one pulled off all three and SHE WASN'T EVEN MINE!!!! She was like a Rent-A-Ditz from Hoes'R'Us.
The cops got in behind me after I extricated my car and gave me a nice shove. As I drove off, I heard the cops still discussing the oddness of this woman actually using her legs and walking instead of driving in a snowstorm. She was the bomb.