Rofl!!!

[silver_echo]

will it blend?

YouTube - Will It Blend? - iPhone

[JetBlack]

"iSmoke. Don't breathe this."

My girlfriend has a BlendTec. It rocks.

[Stang]

does it really blend anything?

[JetBlack]

does it really blend anything?

Watch the videos... it blends everything.

[silver_echo]

well... everything blends, except chuck norris

[JetBlack]

Yeah, I'd want to see the pay per view on Chuck Norris vs. BlendTec. That'd be good value.

[RXSE7EN]

ROTFL!!!!!



It will not blend Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris can blend it without moving.


Holy cow. Lets make this a Chuck Norris joke thread!!!!!


Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The following is a short list of things Chuck Norris cannot do: .

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.



MORE JOKES!!!!! :)

[SMG]

fuck chuck norris.

he was cool in like, '04.

[RXSE7EN]

^He is going to kill you.



He will always be cool.

[Domesticated]

condom joke A+

[RXSE7EN]

^Dude i cant even explain how hard i am laughing.



LMFAO!!!

[RXSE7EN]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there.

Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck norris can shit on the ceiling

Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together

[RXSE7EN]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

It only takes chuck Norris 1 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

[silver_echo]

hey supermods, can we move this over to the chat forum?

[The Russian]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.



Holy huge MUFFLER guy!

unbolt it and start beating people with it....hahaha

[Stang]

YouTube - Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris in Rome - Way of the dragon

[tevan]

LOL he died!!